Stupid Questions asked by incredibly Stupid People!!!

There are probably about a-gajilion unanswered questions out there. And the questions below are some of the most retarded things ever thought up by a sad little man that didn't go to college and ended up working at Blockbuster for eternity. When I read these, I sat in my comfy little chair and thought, "Wow. Who actually has so much time that they can ask themselves these stupid questions AND post them on the internet. And who has the time to actually answer them." I'm pretty sure you are thinking, "Wow. This guy has so much free time, he made a website, posted a bunch of random crap, and type these exact words I am thinking right now." Yes, I have alot of free time and I have nothing better to do. So, waste your time too by reading these questions. If you answer them . . . WOW. Enjoy!!!!

Can you cry under water?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do penguins have knees?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? What are they from?
Can you slam a revolving door?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does?When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?o sh
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
The fear of long words is called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. Why is that so ironic?
Who comes up with all of these incredibly stupid questions?
Why am I asking you all of these questions?
Do you actually have THAT much free time to answer every single one of them?
Why are you still reading these?
Shouldn't you do something better than read a bunch of random questions that won't help you in any way?
Don't you just love them? Don't answer that. You know you do.