Funny Pick up Lines that won't help you in any way!!!

Have you ever liked someone and wanted to say something just right? Yeah, that's great and all, but I really don't care. Instead, I'll provide you with something that's the complete opposite! Funny Pick up lines that don't make much sense whatsoever.  If you're stupid enough to try them, go ahead. I will laugh at your crushed weakened soul after that. But if you insist, try it out when your proposing to that gorl you've been dating for 5 years. It might work. If it doesn't, too bad, and please don't sue. Well enjoy these incredibly disturbing pick up lines you can tell to friends or if your retarded enough, try them.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Can I flirt with you?
Do you know karate? Cause your body is really kickin!
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good
I dropped my phone number, can I have yours?
If I could re arrange the alphabet, I would put you and I together.
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
You must be tired from running through my mind all day.
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
I'm sick. My medicine is to be with you.
You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
What's that on your back? Oh, their just your angel wings.
Are you a fisherman cause you hook me up every time.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
You should be someone's wife.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Is your name Gillette? ...cause you're the best a man can get
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me're name.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.