51 Fun things to do in an Elevator!!!

I'm pretty sure every time you get in an elevator, you are with a large child abuser that doesn't shower, or something to that effect, and it is really awkward just standing there like an unpopular idiot. If you talk to him/her/other, you will have nothing to talk about, and I'm certain your mother told you not to talk to strangers. So instead, why not annoy the crap out of everyone around you! And instead of standing there, or talking to them awkwardly, be an inconsiderate jerk! Have fun with the next few suggestions, but be sure that you are actually going to do them. If you try to, but you don't, you will seem like a creepy child giggling to himself in the corner. Enjoy!!

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other
passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up,
darn it, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the
elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got
enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours
upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Announce to everyone "this is my first time." while smiling.
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask
them to call you Admiral.
14. Shake the person's hand when he/she gets on or off the elevator.
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open
until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the
bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
"I've got new socks on!"
18. Challenge your neighbor to a thumb wrestle.
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say "Oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one
of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Walk into the elevator wearing a bathrobe and a bath towel, then make small talk with your neighbors.
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!"
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Growl quietly at someone, and stop when they look at you.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see
wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Stare straight ahead  blankly without blinking. If someone looks at you, turn to them and whisper in a low demonic voice, " I was born without eyelids . . . "
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
51. Sit in the corner, sigh sadly, and ask childishly, "Mommy, are we there yet?" and if someone looks at you, yell, "Was I talking to you?!"