Ridiculously Giant Sacs of Dumb. (Stupid Criminals)

The world is like huge, or something like that, so there might be incredibly retarded people. Well, you know, besides you. Even though I can write endlessly about you and/or some other stupid earthican, I just decided to write about the stupidity of some criminal "masterminds." I found many cases of incredibly dumb citizens of the United States. When you read these, I bet you will say, "Wow! Your ridiculously stupid! Maybe you can do that as a career!" Also, maybe these will convince you that if you are a criminal, you will also be this stupid. Or you might be inspired not to become a stupid criminal and become a high-class criminal mastermind. Your choice!!! I honestly don't care. Yay!! Enjoy!!

1.Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two counterfeit $16 bills.
2.When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still wouldn't give him the money, so the robber called the police -- and was arrested.
3.A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking" stole a steamroller and led police on a 5mph chase, until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.
4.Louisiana: A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer was $15. Question: if someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?
5.A robber in California ran into his mother while making his get away after robbing a bank. She turned him in.
6.Bank robbers in Minnesota and California tried to create a diversion by throwing stolen money out of the windows of their cars. They succeeded only in drawing attention to themselves.
7.A man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk sergeant that it was substandard cut, and asked that the person who sold it to him be arrested immediately.
8.A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and demanded all the money in the register. When the cashier handed him the loot, he fled -- leaving his wallet on the counter.
9.A silly man dropped by a drugstore to say that he and his accomplice would be back in 30 minutes to rob the place. On time for their appointment, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police arrested them.
10.An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
11.When detectives asked each man in a lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot",a  man shouted, "that's not what I said!".
12.Muggers snatched an Austrian woman's handbag unaware that it contained nothing but a dead rabbit.
13. A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!"  When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
14.a man in Michigan was arrested after a traffic stop after police learned he was too drunk to drive, so he let his 13-year-old boy take the wheel…who was also drunk.
15.A strange lady called the police, saying she forgot her purse inside the house she broke into.
16.A man tried to spend a 100 dollar bill with the picture of Lincoln on it.
17.A man robbed a persons house and fell asleep on the couch before escaping.
18.2 criminals called the police after they robbed the mall and forgot where they parked.
19.After a man accidentally crashing car he was planning to steal, he called the police to get a ride home.